Tuesday, October 25, 2005

You say it's your birthday?

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me!
I evolved from a primate
and I smell like one too...

Wait, that doesn't work.

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me!
Lots of people still have meaningful and productive lives
after they turn forty-three...

Sigh.

Happy birthday to me,
I'm strong as a flea --

Gah. Something has to rhyme there. Killer bee, Stan Lee, trick knee, ennui, time for tea...

Happy birthday to me,
I really have to pee...

Oh, forget it.

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to Richard
Now I owe ASCAP a fee!

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